Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

darling divine

someone really beautiful, goddess, and sweet. Someone you just can't help but not stare at because of how beautiful they are.

oh my darling divine, I love u.

by Thoughts about what I think lo May 7, 2017

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013

New Divide

A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?

Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.

by kingyo12 May 27, 2009

Diving Into The Red Sea

when you go down on a girl whos having her period

you sick fuck.

by spiffylicious November 17, 2003

divination

The practice of looking into the future by using tools such as tarot cards, runes, I Ching, tea leaves or palms.

The I Ching is an acient Chinese system of divination.

by tara December 1, 2004

hedge diving

verb. To hedge dive. To run at, and jump through, over, along or onto a hedge or bush. This may then be combined with other crazy stunts eg jumping off wroxham bridge and catapulting "tic tacs" at each other and filmed. this "film" may then be watched back at parties and social gatherings in order to provoke laughter and show just how manly the participants as it is quite dangerous and has caused savere injuries.

Me: Hey you guys, it's four o'clock in the morning and we have nothing to do. Lets go hedge diving and film it.

15 mins later

Darren: Hey guys i think i've broken my ankle, no joke.
Me: God my head hurts.

by Yarham January 4, 2005