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demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
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Dimitris

Dimitris is a wonderful person.Really hot actually but can make you fall for him not by just his looks but his personality
Oh Dimitris is great
by Aggelikh November 21, 2021
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Demitri

A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.
I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
by hotboxerz September 24, 2011
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Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr

The best Giganotosaurous to walk upon this Earth
"Yo look, it's Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr."
by Boj the Crusader December 8, 2021
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dimitrece

Dimitrece you smell really bad
by xoxomeeee September 4, 2015
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Dimetrius

A God. Energy in the essence. Tall, dark, mature, funny, and handsome! Usually has dimples and beautiful eyes. Very wise and knowledgeable. A superb lover. Tough mindset but overly sensitive. The complete man. Aquarius or Pisces.
His name is Dimetrius. I think I love him!
by Dimetrius January 9, 2021
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