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"who is dazaisexybandagedhands"
"very sexy bandage hands moot"
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by Kazsuaha March 27, 2022

Deaira

I don’t know what that one person is talking about but Deaira is the most wonderful human you could meet. She walks around with hazel eyes full of lust and a scent that’s hard to come by. She lets her weight get the best of her but never fails to bring out the good in others. Her height falling at 5’8 makes her the dream girl that any man would succumb to. They weren’t joking when they said she’s hilarious, all she does is make others laugh. I believe Deaira might be the most amazing human being I have met…did I mention she’s a Aries?

“Yo is that Deaira?”

“The one and only dawg, the one and only.”

by Clearingupthelies July 13, 2022

i hate dazai

'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'

Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"

Person 2: "no, what is that?"

Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"

by nekonyann August 22, 2023

Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

by k-flava January 21, 2007

Delaine

Meaning to love, hate and respect all at once.
Coming from the German tight rope walking entertainer of the 1800s, Delaine was adored by many, envied by most and hated by her fellow entertainers because she always stole the show - thus gaining respect as a performer.
Delaine is the essence of being able to be loved, hated and respected all at once.

Mary is the CEO of a multinational company, she rescues orphans from third world countries and has a perfect set of teeth. Gawd, can she get more Delaine?

Josef declared war on the materialistic society he once called home. Once a high earning banker, he now collects cans to clean up our streets and interact with those less fortune, his life has become so Delained.

Jesus, if you open that door to the Jehovahs one more time you'll be cruisin for a bruisin. What, do you think you're the next Delaine er something?

by HonestJuice March 16, 2009

derail

Derail; a verb. Used to indicate the exact point of derailment, AKA EPDI (Exact Point of Derailment Indication) A topic is derailed when someone clearly goes off-topic with posts which are obviously not associated with the original topic subject, or goes about anally raping the topic tavles by posting huge-ass pictures.

Let's derail that fucking topic!

That topic is bound to derail.

by MeMB January 4, 2005

deraifferize

To rid a house of all traces of its prior owner (e.g. his name was Raiff)

Let's deraifferize the hallway by replacing the old carpeting that Raiff left behind

by Shelfy June 16, 2011