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Dementia

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by psychologicalman420 May 19, 2023
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dementia

do you know who else has dementia?
do you know who else has dementia?

grandpa go to bed
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2023
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momentary dementia

the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required

momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
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the dementia

A certian kind of hang over that involves involentary giggling and incessant laughter over the the most mundane matters. Sometimes more fun than the drunk you experienced the night before.
*over constant laughing* "Shit! We've got the dementia!"
by Radcliffe July 20, 2008
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Dementia

Dementia is a mental illness that causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time and causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time and causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time and causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time andcauses the victim to forget data within short periods of time and...
"...causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time and causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time and causes the victim to forget data within short periods of time. How long has this been gong on for? Dementia must be kicking in in just a moment."
by Briweb July 3, 2025
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010
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Dementia

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say, but you have dementia
Patient: Bitch, I don't remember asking
by Gumbly Simpson June 29, 2022
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