Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
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1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.
2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.
3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.
4. paranoid
1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.
2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.
3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.
4. paranoid
by J.Wil888 February 4, 2009
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1. James still thinks we live in a democracy. He's delusional.
2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
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2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)
The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.
*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".
2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)
The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.
*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".
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Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
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