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white people time delusion

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
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Delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.
Delusional - Nicholas Bendtner believing he can play for Barcelona or Real Madrid.
by Brisko December 4, 2013
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delusional

adj.
1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.

2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.

3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.

4. paranoid
The Preacher shunned the homosexual because he was delusional.
by J.Wil888 February 4, 2009
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The God Delusion

Christians have the Bible. Jews have the Torah. Muslims have the Koran. Atheists have The God Delusion.
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Delusional

Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is either false, or has changed. An alternative to "living in the past."
1. James still thinks we live in a democracy. He's delusional.

2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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delusional

1)To believe something that is different from the facts.
1) Roberto Martinez is delusional to believe he is a EPL manager.
2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)

The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.

*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".
by RMandBkGTFO May 31, 2016
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Delusion of Awesomeness

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.
Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
by Bloodchills November 2, 2009
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