the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole
Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances
by randy moss 111, jr September 15, 2018
by Oreofluff August 13, 2020
defenestrate
/di ˈfɛnɪstreɪt/
verb
1.
RARE
throw (someone) out of a window.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been defenestrated, although the official verdict had been suicide"
2.
remove or dismiss (someone) from a position of power or authority.
"the overwhelming view is that he should be defenestrated before the next election"
/di ˈfɛnɪstreɪt/
verb
1.
RARE
throw (someone) out of a window.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been defenestrated, although the official verdict had been suicide"
2.
remove or dismiss (someone) from a position of power or authority.
"the overwhelming view is that he should be defenestrated before the next election"
The president had to be defenestrated by the government due to poor management of the economic activities.
by The N.E.R.D. Brigade January 27, 2025
*In EA Headquarters*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*
by Webbo10101 February 09, 2021
I will defenestrate you
by Ayyeetboi April 27, 2019
An intellectual term, reintroduced by YouTuber Mumbo Jumbo, meaning to throw (someone) out of a window
"If I die with all of this stuff on me, then I'm going to yeet myself out the window. Or as an intellectual would say, defenestrate myself." - Mumbo Jumbo
by Mumbo Jumbo fan July 10, 2021
by DiamondCraft207 December 17, 2021