Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts January 03, 2016

Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.

Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 20, 2022

deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 08, 2022

deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 19, 2021

deez nuts

a dick that girls lick

lick deez nuts

by ihatelife123 February 27, 2022

Deez nuts

It’s a man’s most precious thing.

I like deez nuts

by IT’S CORN🌽 February 26, 2023

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser February 26, 2016