Darth Maul

When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.

"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."

by Violence Jack August 4, 2014

darth vader

Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.

Luke... I am your father...

by tt March 4, 2003

darth vader

The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008

Darth Vader

That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader

Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!

by Gin167 August 3, 2008

Darth Ratzinger

The ultimate of all ultimate Sith lords. He was the twin brother of Palpatine aka Darth sidious. He was so powerful with unimaginable power from the dark side. He remained in hiding secretly watching over Palpatine ruling the empire. Even Palpatine would never dare to challenge his twin. After the fall of the empire, Darth Ratzinger flet to a very far away unknown planet full of humans, called the Earth. There he tricked the earthlings with his god level powers and became religious leader, under the alias, Pope Benedict XVI and rules over them. At his prime before the Empire's beginning all Jedi and Sith feared him, even Yoda himself.

Darth Ratzinger is the most OP Sith lord. He's an identical twin brother of Palpatine, but stronger that all Jedi and sith in the galaxy fears him.

by Saitama 777 December 13, 2020

Darth W0pêñk

Main antagonist of Vicca Fett. Dreaming on overthrowing Vicca Fett to be the daimyo of Diseröd.

“Darth W0pêñk has a arrived, Shall we inform Vicca Fett?
“Yes, Make his Picanto ready for use”

by Boredhoodien April 20, 2022

Darth Vader

He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."

Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.

Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!

by Nemortul November 11, 2019