I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

10s are due

They ate or they did something that can never be re did example Postions album rent was due but thank u, next tens are due

“Did you see the Beyoncé movie, like she did that, she ate the whole movie”
“Oh girl yes 10s are due/give her her 10s”

by xokidkrow October 25, 2023

siete due palle

It literally says “you are two balls!” Meaning 2 people that are annoying.

Child:Io e mio fratello vogliamo il gelato!
Dad:Voi siete due palle eh

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023

due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.

YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

Justin Dues

huge ass huge tits and can throw it back like a god. he may occasionally throw in a moan but im not complaining. if u see a wild justin make sure to take off ur pants immediatly cuz its boutta get spicy

i just had so much sex with Justin Dues

by druwu February 19, 2022

Due

That’s out of pocket or dumb statement

My friend got laid by a fat girl, that’s so due

by duemeterishigh December 6, 2023