I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
huge ass huge tits and can throw it back like a god. he may occasionally throw in a moan but im not complaining. if u see a wild justin make sure to take off ur pants immediatly cuz its boutta get spicy
by druwu February 20, 2022
They ate or they did something that can never be re did example Postions album rent was due but thank u, next tens are due
“Did you see the Beyoncé movie, like she did that, she ate the whole movie”
“Oh girl yes 10s are due/give her her 10s”
“Oh girl yes 10s are due/give her her 10s”
by xokidkrow October 25, 2023
An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
by GI Jes February 08, 2023
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