duck 

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

duck by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Duck 

Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.

"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"

Duck by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009

Duck 

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.

Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"

Duck by Nipple421blezit July 7, 2014

Duck 

4chan world filter for loli
Formally Thomas Jefferson

lol guyz is this duck?

Duck by Zaku Sniper September 16, 2005

Duck 

a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.

Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!

"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"

Duck by christina coney November 16, 2006

duck 

duck=dumb fuck

get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal

duck by boB August 13, 2003

duck 

A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.

While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.

duck by Al G June 27, 2005