Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.

Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!

by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008

Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage

Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage

by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018

divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015

ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.

Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

Manhattan Divorce

When your method of divorce is having your spouse killed.

Fat Tony: I wanna get one of those Manhattan divorces.
Jimmy Tight-Lips: You wanna have your ol' lady clipped?
Fat Tony: Yeah, I want her wacked.

by JZ5790 February 21, 2009