ding

n. To be kicked in the 'nads.

Aw, man, she just dinged Tom!

by Ceyne April 25, 2003

ding

A word used to replace your country's currency. It originated in England, replacing the word 'pounds'.

That'll be 5 ding please mate.

Can i borrow some ding?

I've only got 2 and a half ding left

(for sums less than £1) - its 0.7 ding (i.e 70p)

I've just been paid! DING DING DING!!!

by Adam Long March 20, 2008

ding

any asian, chincs, gooks, japs, vietnamese, cambodians, taiwanese, thailand basically anyone yellow skinned with slanty eyes who smells of rice.

HI DING!!! u fucken chinc

by Mike23 August 25, 2007

Ding

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

ding

Mostly from northeastern United States.

1.) Means thing, aka see: ting.

2.) Also, word used to describe a small dent in a car.

1.) Hey, did yooos see dat ding out dere, it was a UFO and Elvis was driving!

2.) Did your car get damaged much? No, it's just got a ding in it.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

ding

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens

one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008