Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

Deuce

an approximate measure of 200 pounds

- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

by Kev Nice April 17, 2006

Deuce

A 1932 Ford

As in, "She's my Little Deuce Coupe, you don't know what I got".

by pacman February 8, 2003

deuce deuce

A large twenty-two inch subwoofer.

"I got the microwave, got the VCR, I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah" -- Sublime

by Boyblue April 15, 2006

deuce

a young boy who has a bad hair cut and looks like a homeless monkey

wow that guy is a deuce

by young hippo March 31, 2019

Deuce

Former lead singer of Hollywood Undead. Current solo artist.

Formerly knowm as tha producer

"Yo what happened to Deuce from H.U?"

"Hes with 9 lives now"

by Isaac R November 4, 2016