defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Defenestrate

To fuck someone out of a window.

You're kind of ugly, my friends really hate you, but if you come over I'll defenestrate you.

by deathbydick September 24, 2020

Defenestration

The act of throwing, tossing, or yeeting someone out the window. Not specific to a certain story window but must be through a window, not glass, not a mirror, not a glass door. Must be a window.

Verb. Defenestrated

Sarah was accused on the grounds of defenestration
Sarah defenestrated Jack from the third floor

by 987654321123456789000 December 7, 2022

Defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window. It was repurposed for discussion among intellectual circles to refer to cases in history in which a leader or influential individual was forcefully deposed from power and replaced by the person who deposed them. Originally repurposed due to the creation of the French First Republic, when many Jacobin loyalists (radical anti-monarchists) threw sympathisers of constitutional monarchy (moderate revolutionary) out of windows to fill their representative seats with other Jacobin loyalists.

"What happened to Omar al Bashir?"
"Oh, the military got rid of him in an act of defenestration"

by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020

Defenestrated

To groom a minor

yooooooo i just heard that Abby got defenestrated by Morgan

by AstralNova January 18, 2024

defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

Defenestrate

“Defenestrate” the meaning of throwing something or someone out of a window. Defenestrate from the Latin word “fenestram”, “fenestra” or “fenestrae”.

P 1: IM GONNA defenestrate YOU!
P 2: NO! IM GONNA defenestrate YO-

by A Vivziepop fan January 17, 2022