People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy
porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's
may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot
Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly
Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot
Girl: You are soooo gross...