cumfortable

Comfortable for or giving a sense of comfort when engaging in sexual activity. Applicable to a person, place or piece of furniture.

It feels so good to have sex with her — she's so cumfortable.
This bed is soft and bouncy — a very cumfortable bed indeed.
His apartment is very cozy and cumfortable.

by p3ps1m4n April 28, 2024

Cumfort

Noun
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.

Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.

During our trip to the beach I built a "cumfort" (n), or a tent if you want to be all boring about it. That way we had a safe place to "cumfort" (v) each other for the day".

by Blantern January 23, 2025

Cumfatal

To completely drain or extract every last drop of semen ("cum") from someone through intense, prolonged sexual activity, often implying total exhaustion or depletion of sexual energy.

Example: "She cumfatal'd him last night – milked him dry until he had nothing left."

by OdDog December 24, 2025

Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026