Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016

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Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

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Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

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British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.

Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)

Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!

Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!

by TastyShakes December 2, 2010

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