Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

crumbled

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act

James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!

by Adam McGrath May 8, 2006

cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.

This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022

crumblebottom

After engaging in anal intercourse, the recipients ass hole exudes juices in which formally resemble feta cheese crumbled with cottage cheese and blueberries.

Gabe:Ay yo Sean, how was dat crumblebottom at Jess's back door?

Sean: Man you know I like when its chunky, and I always like a lil' bit o' sauce.

by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004