Crosby

A funny adult man who believes that happy people are stupid and let's everyone in the room know how smart he is.

"Don't be a Debbie Downer! That's such a Crosby thing to do. Lol
Wait, was that a joke?

by Igoriforgot. October 2, 2025

Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga

White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Crosby Diggers

When you finger a girl after a spicy crawfish dinner

She lit up when them Crosby diggers got inside Ol’ son

by The Medio Litro March 2, 2023

Crosby

Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.

Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby

by A large chocolate swirl November 20, 2017

Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong

I hate a jack crosby

by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016

crosby elementary

GAY AS FUCK

crosby elemantry -do you want to go to crosby elementary to be gay

by lil_kam March 18, 2019