crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

DK Crop Dusting

The act of entering a person's Live Stream (usually one in which the topic you disagree with) and leaving contradictory and baiting comments. These comments are typically sanctimonious in nature, implying your moral superiority over all who are currently enjoying the Live, with the intention of hijacking the focus onto one's self.

Did you see when Donna came into my Live today and totally crop dusted the comment section? Ya, she totally knew no one would care about what she had to say, but DK Crop Dusting occurred anyways!

by Funnelcakes December 16, 2019

Crop Dusting

Crushing a cheeto-puff in your butthole and brapping out the dust

Dayuuuummm, I was gonna snort a line of cheeto dust, but Jenice went crazy started crop dusting

by xXwienerWackerXx May 11, 2020

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

Crop dusting

Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra

Oh damn, Jenny keeps Crop dusting me with her rank cooter queef

by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016

Nicotine crop dust

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.

She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

by Mikehuntreeks April 19, 2023

Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.

“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”

by Tdriz July 11, 2022