A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.
100% gay & 100% anticandice
100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
by rayslays March 18, 2024
Get the Mr Crockermug. by aria.marz November 15, 2016
Get the missouri rock crockermug. A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
Get the bendy Crockermug. An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.
Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!
Nah man. I Crockered that shit.
Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.
Nah man. I Crockered that shit.
Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.
by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021
Get the Crockeredmug. Man 1: You remember Jimmy , Ronald and Derek from school?
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!
by AdiGoCrazy October 24, 2022
Get the crocker housemug. by PoisonedFire June 26, 2025
Get the Crockermug. Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.
Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.
by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022
Get the Crockeredmug.