A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
by aria.marz November 15, 2016
When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel
they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.
by halestorm187 December 23, 2017
Man 1: You remember Jimmy , Ronald and Derek from school?
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!
by AdiGoCrazy October 25, 2022
Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.
A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".
by ajgibbs June 22, 2009
The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.
100% gay & 100% anticandice
100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
by rayslays March 18, 2024