Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice

Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.

by rayslays March 18, 2024

Jay Crocker

-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague

"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.

by Reagan and Katie jane March 8, 2024

Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.

Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.

by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

Crockered

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022