retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 15, 2016

Mariano Crime Family

The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.

"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"

by George Newman June 2, 2009

Chimp Food

Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".

Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.

Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.

Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

Partner in crime

Someone who knows you better than yourself. Someone who you usually get into trouble with. Someone who has your back no matter what. Someone who can tell your secrets and everything to. Someone who loves you even with all your flaws. Someone who won't change who you are. Sometimes your partner in crime can also be someone who you're in relationship with, or a person you have feelings for, or just a friend.

I'm in love with my partner in crime!

by Nopickles November 18, 2019

Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

by captain shitastic July 27, 2016

The Crims

One of the weirdest online games ever. You gotta steal and earn respect. Then, when you get tired, you may either get high using drugs or 'visit' hookers to recover your energy. You may invest in some things such as: drugs factories, hookers or just focus on stealing. The game is also really really funny. You're going to withdraw some money from the bank and suddenly a picture of a young boy dressed in a plane pilot outfit appears from nothing, says he's a cop and ask you which animal is on the pic. If you pick the right answer he may give you some drugs, some money, repair your weapon or just go away. The game is based only in commands. That means it's not like GTA and you won't see what you're doing. When a friend of mine told me about it, I said "that game sucks!". Then I tried it out and said "this game rules!". It'll probably get you really addicted for some time. Then you'll look at yourself and ask: "why the fuck am I wasting my time with that?".

Junkie: Man, have ya ever played The Crims? That game's the shit!

Cured guy: 'Course I have, I've been addicted to that shit for long three months.

by Tragicomic January 3, 2009