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Internet Creep

One who is incapable of chatting up girls in real life and therefore resorts to stalking them online.
So let's say this kid stumbles across a girl's youtube account where she posts occasional vlogs - he finds her physically attractive. He will then google (and perhaps even yahoo) her username and see if she's signed up to any other sites with that same name. Let's say he finds something (Friendster, myspace), he will then try find any information about her he can. This could include where she lives, her age, interests, whatever. If there are any pictures of her on one of these sites he might even save them to his computer (provided the given site allows it). Then when he's gathered what he believes to be enough information, he'll contact her somehow and surprise her by pretending that his interests or whatever are congruent with hers. Say she's from Philadelphia - he'll put on some bullshit about how his Grandparents grew up there. And so on and so forth - that is an internet creep.
by iamwhatiamcalled October 21, 2007
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Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.
Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."
by anti-annoying September 7, 2011
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Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019
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closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper
by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008
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Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.
Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.
by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008
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Creeperv

A person or a thing which is, at the same time, both creepy and pervy.
That guy is a real creeperv, I mean look at that mustache!
by CzTimezzz! May 6, 2009
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Creeperdar

It's the opposite of gaydar. It's the ability to detect a creeper/creepy/perverted person from a close proximity, or maybe even a farther distance.
My creeperdar is going off hardcore, for that old man is offering the little girl candy.
by SophieSophie July 20, 2009
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