Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 31, 2022

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

CRAWFORD

LAST NAME

MS. CRAWFORD IS BEAUTIFUL

by November 25, 2021

mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.

ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind

by dxismxe May 02, 2019

madison crawford

trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself

Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself

by My.bleach.killed.itself June 07, 2017

Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 27, 2022

alex crawford

A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday

Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u

by Lily Warwick February 09, 2018