Aleesha Crawford

Slag hoe

Aleesha Crawford is a slag

by Leah hooter October 28, 2020

Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way

Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..

by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

crawford

a group of retardeds also referred to as a ''cannon fodder brigade'' made out of useless people who dont know how to fight

that idiot is in crawford he didnt even shoot when he saw me

by blackstone mercenaries August 19, 2017

Crawford

A guy whos main sexual drive is in search of the otphj, or if you arent in the know, the "over the pants hand job"

"yo is your boy gonna get it in tonight"
"nah bro, he is a Crawford, that's not his bag"

by TakeTheRedPillStayWoke December 10, 2018

crawford

this guy is a dude. he loves his anime and mincraft videos. his favorite thing to do is watch other people play video games. he loves porn.

that such a crawford

by emoney 1234567 August 13, 2019

Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 31, 2022

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019