A beautiful young ladie, that has a special boyfriend with a fucked up daughter, very loving and forgiving
by Traviee May 18, 2011

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

by abbey shaw November 24, 2010

Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee
Hairy hairy man
He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee
Hairy hairy man
He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts
by phatass68696969 March 19, 2020

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.
Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023

by DCW guy November 4, 2022
