tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
by ItsInu January 13, 2023
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crater clit

Someone who has vigerous intercourse, cause mass damage to the female reproduction system
You have a crater clit
by Crater clit February 08, 2016
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crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
by slamnasty99 March 31, 2010
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
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Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.
I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!
by 808GUAC March 21, 2022
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