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Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.
I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!
by 808GUAC March 20, 2022
mugGet the Crispy Cratermug.

Crater

Someone that is an open hoe
Don’t talk to him, he a crater
by sjsjshejs February 28, 2023
mugGet the Cratermug.

Crater ho

A former lady of the night who has been plown so much that it's like an asteroid hit her wide pussy
Jessica is wearing so many different types of extensions and smashed so much that she must be a CRATER HO.
mugGet the Crater homug.

cratered

Very, very, very, shwasted.
Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.
by Mix Club May 20, 2011
mugGet the crateredmug.

Crater

1. One who crates
My neighbor is a crater.
by Litfam3 November 12, 2019
mugGet the Cratermug.

urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
mugGet the urinate into this cratermug.

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