Craig's are also pretty athletic usually into hockey or football any contact sport, but they love spending time with their girlfriends, even more, any girl who has him as her boyfriend is the luckiest girl in the world! I repeat! THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! your family loves him! your siblings love him more its like he makes everyone's life better, you feel like you can do anything with him and have fun even cleaning your room somehow he makes it fun and I don't know how but he does. Craigs aren't usually big drinkers but when they do which is like 3-4 times a year the full send that shit but never cheat their loyal as hell nothing will break them. Craig is one of a kind it's hard to explain the type of person he is because he has so many good qualities you don't know where to begin and where to end. Craig is someone you'd want to marry and you know all the other wives and moms will be crushing over, no matter how many people like him or crave over him he's only got eyes for his own and only you'll know he'll be a great dad and even a better husband with his rich tastes and mindset he's bound to be famous and successful at whatever he does it's just the type of person he is he'll always have a storybook ending. If you're dumb enough to give a Craig away you didn't deserve him in the first place.
by Tin can the man 3247 June 25, 2018
An immature, obnoxious and disrepectful young man. A Craig is quite easy to spot. He will most likely laugh very loudly at lewd jokes, walk like a gangsta when he's white,ignore you and hit on other girls behind your back, have his friend break up with you in a text message and always, ALWAYS forget to call.
Amanda--I liked Jeremy, but he was kinda a Craig.
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!
by Snicky35353 August 02, 2009
I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".
by J. Irving October 26, 2007
A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
by Craig Luvr March 30, 2022
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