When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
Get the wanna see my costco socksmug. by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
Get the More free than a sample at costcomug. by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019
Get the Costcomug. Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
Get the Costco shoppingmug. When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Costco Salt Jobmug. Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
Get the Costcomug. 1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
Get the Costco Surprisemug.