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wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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Costco

That's where babies are made.
Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.
by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019
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Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.
by laxboss55 November 27, 2019
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The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.
Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though
by IfGodWasAFruit June 13, 2019
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costco pass

The process of passing another Costco shopper in an aisle, heading in the opposite direction, only to meet them in the next aisle, in the same basic place from the end of the aisle.
I see you bought the rice too. Let's see what interests us in the next aisle as we Costco pass each other there.
by WordHeard September 1, 2017
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