cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

by Jim Fear April 17, 2009

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

by Loaftard August 12, 2018

Mudd cricket

Nasty whore who has slept with all your friends probably does meth with her brother and has a stank pus

See that mudd cricket over there..... that’s Alyssa brown

by Ehejenenenbeheb January 5, 2019

Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"

I text him last night but he gave me crickets...

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

Cricketeria

CRICKETERIA: One's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria.

My head is throbbing and I can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of Cricketeria last night. When I find that asshole I'm going to smash it to smithereens.

by Hbdd8 June 12, 2013

crickly

How an oriental person can move.

Mr. Wang does math very crickly.

by Shillis17 December 25, 2014

crickette

A beautiful human being @crick.tte

Ur such a Crickette @crick.ette

by Crick.ette December 4, 2017