cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021

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A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

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Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 17, 2021

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A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 19, 2021

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Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 20, 2018

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