A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 19, 2021
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021
by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
My sister is a cookie monster.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 17, 2021
A jersey boy’s shlong.
by ChokeMeChet29 July 19, 2021
Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 20, 2018
She is such a cookie monster
by barbzforbernie6969 May 14, 2020