Gid the Cook

It is a combination of an elegant Blackman and a powerful locomotive.
It had the ability to leave engines steamy and wallets empty. It is the love child of Thomas the Tank engine and a rapper who shan't be named

Gid the Cook is a kool train isn't it?
Did you hear about Gid the Cook, apparently it's not a real train

by Gidwan June 9, 2018

coodies

a deadly disease that little girls give little boys by way of physical contact, especially kisses

oh my goodness!!!!! jill gave johnny coodies!!!! he's a goner :-(

by jello.orgy.massacre June 14, 2009

David Cook

The winner of american idol season 7. He's pretty much amazing, the best winner they've had yet. he has such a good voice, it's like magic when he sings, and he's incredibly hot.

misguided person: david archuleta should have won american idol.

me: no way, david cook is so much better. how could you not love him after he sang 'eleanor rigby', 'the music of the night', and 'always be my baby'?

by tennisiscool June 19, 2008

Dane Cook

poop

I just took a massive Dane Cook

by Miked? January 23, 2009

Don Cook Done

Don Cook is a man who is very trusthwrothy. If you come to him with a problem and are looking for something whether it be money, property, or a favor, he usually will respond with the word DONE before you can even finish asking. Hence DON COOK DONE.

Hey Don, Im wondering if I could borrow your... (Don Cook Done) lawnmower, thanks Don!

by Don Cook May 18, 2008

Cook o Clock

When you know it’s that time to roast someone.

It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock

by Renjamin November 20, 2019

cook a fart

Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.

Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."

by Kaznasty July 18, 2009