Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8

The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.

by Grendall January 10, 2024

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021

Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

Constante

A gay person who's gayer than fonsie

Your such a constante

by Unnämed March 23, 2023

Hegmann's Constant

The Hermanns constant 532nm, which corresponds to the wavelength of light from a green laser pointer. Denoted as lambda_h

"Using Hegmann's constant, determine the energy of a photon from a green laser pointer"

by ThePilot22 March 31, 2023

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018