condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 22, 2004

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 05, 2013

condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 20, 2004

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 15, 2020