computer

one of the possible prerequisites for playing Among Us
-Yooo hop on amogus
-I don't have computer :(
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Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.
He is on the computer.
by Why May 06, 2003
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The perfect place for sexual innuendos
1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
by Brawldud December 19, 2011
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computer

Are you serious???






lllllll lllllll lllllll
Example: What are you using right now?
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay
bruh your a computer
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computer

a genius! an object smarter than your boyfriend, can give you more pleasure and doesn't answer back. relationships can be formed on it and whenever you get bord of it, there is a handy on/off switch

can also mean smart
that's just computer dude
by danikins May 14, 2004
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computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.
Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
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