computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.

Look at that computer, he is so smart!

by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017

computer

Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.

He is on the computer.

by Why May 6, 2003

computer

The perfect place for sexual innuendos

1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.

by Brawldud December 23, 2011

computer

Are you serious???






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Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019

computer

a genius! an object smarter than your boyfriend, can give you more pleasure and doesn't answer back. relationships can be formed on it and whenever you get bord of it, there is a handy on/off switch

can also mean smart

that's just computer dude

by danikins May 14, 2004

computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003