a: youre fat
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020

.Comebacks are sentences used to insult a person who had just insulted yo
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
"Someone: "I heard rumors that you suck your own dick
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
by Definiton_Expert May 2, 2021

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When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.
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