Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

colne valley high school

a school where the students know more than the teachers

john: hey man our school is just another colne valley high school
bob: at least it isnt colne valley high school

by yellowpurple June 4, 2017

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

Celenea

A person or thing that rips out your heart when it gets scared of the future.

"Me and my girlfriend were totally going to move in together but she got cold feet and broke up with me."

"Wow, what a total Celenea move by her."

by Doogy_1985 July 10, 2021

Colineedshelp

A website created in an IT classroom in Malta. It was soon deleted

It also refers to coli needing help

Person 1: Colineedshelp

Person 2: Yeah he does

by Black night July 22, 2022

Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.

random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.

by people's champ01 September 30, 2011