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Dog's Convertible

Basically the same as "the bomb" or "the sh*t" but for people who think the're too mature to say "the bomb sh*t" but not elderly enough to say "cat pyjamas"
See my man's SL500 Benz? That's the dog's convertible!
by BubbleDouble January 21, 2010
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Nevada Convert

An insufferable douchebag that trolls sports message boards who has no logical sense what so ever and an unhealthy obsession with the UNR Wolf Pack. His "logic" tends to prove the exact opposite of what he is out to prove. Tends to disappear or change the subject when present with facts that either prove the opposite point than the one he is making, or shows how much UNR really sucks.

Famous for the citing of Phil Steele's preseason rankings for why UNR was going to have a decent team that year.
Nevada Convert: Did you know Phil Steele ranked the Wolf Pack as 35th preseason? We will totally crush Notre Dame and CSU!!!
by blablabla12 April 15, 2010
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covert couture

That extra-luxurious fashion item you get at an extra fee. Comes in small batches, for special buyers.
Same-item covert couture fashion is for the customer who doesn't want to be seen wearing what the steerage-class wears!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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convertable

a guy who has foreskin and can pull it back (take the top off, convert...) when he wants to have a good time. aka pulling a jerry
yo that guy last night went from a ford torus to a porche as soon as he used his convertable.
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Flirt to Convert

A method used by the religious(typically female) to convert the non-religious. It generally begins with flirtatious eye contact and body language, and segues to an invitation to a church, where the nonbeliever successfully stomachs the primitive ritualistic nonsense, and bangs her that night.
PJ: " Yeah, Katie tried to pull a flirt to convert on me yesterday."
Wes: " What happened?"
PJ: " I banged her. Then, I think she asked for forgiveness....I'm seeing her again tonite."
by Nadasurfer July 15, 2017
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Gym Convertor

The opposite of Gym Snob.
Gym Convertors are smart jocks who reward the small guys who tutored them by helping the small guys become big and ripped like the jocks. Then the small guys become, or are converted into, jocks themselves, helping them fit in better with the jocks during high school and college.
An added benefit to this is that the small guys become big guys themselves, and are therefore no longer teased by the big guys, but are accepted by them. The new big guys won't beat up small kids because they were once small kids themselves and they didn't like it when people bugged them.
"You want me to tutor you in Physics?" Mike asked Andrew in shock.
"Yeah man, don't look so surprised," Andrew told him. "If you help me ace my Physics final, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am! Then you'll never be bullied by anyone again!"
"And I'll be able to fit in better at a big football school if I get an Academic Scholarship to one," Mike realized.
"You'll fit in better here too," Andrew reminded him. "I'll help you become a jock like me, and then you'll be able to sit at the football table with us! And you can come to the gym as well, and work out with us!"
"What are you Andrew, a Gym Convertor?" Steve yelled at him, laughing. "Are you trying to convert every small guy into a jock like us?"
"Naw, just the ones who want to become jocks," Andrew replied. "If they don't want it badly enough, even we won't be able to convert them into jocks like us."
by Commander Andrew August 27, 2006
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convertible

When cars are used as metaphors to describe girls, a convertible refers to one who opens easily. A slut.
Sindy: "Jeff is on POF!???"
Cindy: "Yeppp. I would totally go convertible for him."
by salocin April 13, 2014
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