Cod

A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.

1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!

2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.

3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!

by Rat-Keeper September 9, 2012

CoD

CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.

Also DoD for the ladies.

"By lacking an active sex life right now, I wish I had some CoD right about now."

by Infynynt1 March 26, 2009

cod

Another word for a testicle.

Ouch! I just smacked my right cod.

by poo eater May 3, 2003

COD

Short for "Call of Duty"

Tom: Dude let's play COD.
Bob: OK.

by not a fish September 5, 2012

COD

Cocks.Overpussy.Day
when a male or shemale is describing the game he/shemale is playing or will be playing. it means to fuck very hard day. COD is a very important day of the year if your catholic you will celibrate it often specially priests play SPOAH kinda like noah but its small penises over anal holes, yes it means fuck little boys.

yo bro im going over lisas to play some COD, do you wana come and play with me?

by jesusfollower April 25, 2011

cod

Common Ordinary Dick. Similar to a "tool". A guy that looks and acts like all the rest. Gap Boy with gel.

Ahh, forget that guy. He's useless..just another cod.
"Damn, it will be so nice when summer is over."
"Yeah, all these Cods will go back to where they came from."

by charlies August 21, 2003

cod

A smelly female. Relating to her private area.

I pulled this Hal (look up Hal) and she was a right Cod!

by Hal March 24, 2003