Cracked it

To be angry and upset, stubborn and unlikely to come around.

He's cracked it, there's no point now.

by BunnyRabbitSex July 23, 2012

Cracked

When something is funny, short for that cracked me up (creds to emz rumz and lyd lit)

Cracked at mr Grayson

by Emzrumz January 17, 2018

Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006

cracked helmet

Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface

She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.

by jiveturkey001 September 28, 2005

cracked a fat

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

by bl4cK October 20, 2008

Cracked

(v) used to describe a person doing something so crazy that only a white person would do it

Person 1: Have you heard? Weasel cracked off man. He went waterskiing and the nigga took off the skis halfway through the ride. He tried running on water. He's crazy man.
Person 2: Yeah that nigga cracking man.

by Weasel Poppin December 28, 2016

Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019