American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.

Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.

by VE007 February 6, 2010

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.

Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch

by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

Apple Couch

It started out as a seed, which was planted by a few former Runescape CC members. It then grew and grew, and transformed into one of the coolest clan chats in Runescape.

There is enough room on the couch for everyone, and all are invited. Its inviting atmosphere and friendly charm are what have helped the couch earn its renown. It is ran by Get_Psych_O, a player moderator.

"Z0mg it's the Apple Couch!"

"There is enough room on the Apple Couch for everyone!"

"The Apple Couch has its own security system!"

"You just got couch'd!"

by psychy July 23, 2009

Abigail Couch

She’s a couch and has nice curly brown hair, Abby is a really sweet friend who likes to be sassy at the worst times and also is beautiful she always thinks that she annoys people but in reality everyone loves her. Anyone that’s her friend is lucky to know her.

Abigail Couch is a beautiful, sweet girl and anyone would be lucky to be friends with her

by Lukevader112 March 14, 2025

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025