clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird

"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"

by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 2, 2019

slut clump

/slət kləmp/

noun: derogatory

1. A group of closely packed promiscuous women.

2. A group of closely packed women with low standards of cleanliness; many sexual partners.

synonyms: slut cluster, slut circle

The slut clump dancing on the yacht drew a crowd of spectators.

by Goose & Mav July 23, 2017

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022