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closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition
juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
by esteguey October 31, 2007
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Danger Close

In close air support, artillery, mortar, and naval gunfire support fires, it is the term included in the method of engagement segment of a call for fire which indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of the target, usually 600 metres however The close proximity distance can be determined by the weapon and munition fired.
"steelrain, steelrain, this is Hitman calling in fire mission, popeye uniform 059 098 038 degrees 200 metres, danger close"

"roger that hitman, splash in 5 seconds"
by CaptainIncredible June 15, 2009
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close encounter of the turd kind

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
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close enough

"You got everything the teacher wants?"
"Eh, it's close enough."
by PLAYERLXIV May 26, 2018
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Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.
47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed
by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009
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Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.
*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger
by kitloin March 18, 2019
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F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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