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CROCKED

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.
Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.
by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021
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Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!
by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009
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Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.
1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!
by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010
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clockday

International holiday celebrating the clock crew and there accomplishments. Clockday is held every year on August 15, this day was chosen because it was the day B passed judgement and became part of the portal...

clocks celebrate clockday by submitting clockday themed flash to newgrounds.com.
HOLEY FUCK CLOCKDAY IS SOON!!!111, bettar start werk on mai flash.
by peyoteclock July 7, 2005
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half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.
After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.
by muttleydeed May 3, 2006
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colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.
by yellowboy July 27, 2005
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cocked

It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.
I cocked my gun and was ready for action.
by Rockerone April 17, 2004
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