Harry clay

To masturbate wile crying, often using your own tears as lubricant, and more than likely whilst viewing the Facebook profile picture of a coworker you have no chance of getting with

Damn I did a Harry clay last night, It makes me feel so pathetic but at least the lube is free

That guys a real creep you just know he does a Harry clay every night

by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

Clay Face

A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".

Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!

by Fanny Hurts May 12, 2006

clay aiken

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career

dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night

by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008

clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

clay davis

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis.

Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motha fucka: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.

That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.

by Noreturn July 25, 2008

bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004