caillou

a fucking piece of shit that if he doesn't get what he acts like a bitch,cries,screams,whines, and complains. ther was this one episode but I dont got any details because I watched this piece of crap years ago so caillou wakes up and is exicited to go to the circus so he gets ready and brushes his teeth then the dad comes in and asks why hes dressed up and caillou is confused bc he thought he was going to the circus today but the dad explains hes going tommorow,HE SAID TOMMOROW HE DIDNT SAY A WEEK HE DIDNT SAY A MONTH HE DIDNT EVEN SAY WE AREN'T GOING AT ALL NOW WATCH HOW THIS BALD BITCH REACTS SO CAILLOU STARTS BEING A BITCH BY CRYING SCREAMING WHINING AND COMPLAINING

caillou is a bald head ass bitch

by caillous creator May 22, 2019

Caillou

always on crack and is 5 feet 11 inches and cries like a bitch

your such a Caillou

by SecretAgent42069 October 25, 2019

Chaily

A radical left wing wing activist who subscribes to marxist ideologies such as communism and anarchism.

That girl really hates capitalism, she must be a Chaily.

by Conservativegoat June 1, 2020

Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022

filthy claim

Falsley claiming someone as a dependent on your taxes while fucking them.

The IRS is auditing me because I committed a filthy claim on my neighbor.

by badjuju2 March 10, 2014

Cailee

A beautiful princess, beyond all comprehension, can't count through multiples of five however wears bows and gives passers by with weak hearts massive heart attacks. She is the paramount example of grecco-roman beauty paired with alternative model prowess. Possibly most important has the hair of an old world goddess, long and flowing in such a way to as to remind you the world is still sometimes a beautiful place

"How did he die?" asked the mourning family
"A heart attack prompted by a Cailee." replied the doctor

by Beastybeast1991991 November 21, 2011

Calillism

A word or phrase that has been terribly mistranslated from English to Spanish or vice-versa. The term Calillism is derived from the name Calillo, an individual best known for being a dumbass.

I am so ped (drunk)
I have to ask my dads (parents)
We're gonna fall (go) to his house
Me and that girl fajated (made out)
I got cagated (pissed off) with him

by Mr Claudizzle July 20, 2004