Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 04, 2017

circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.

The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.

by Steve Regal August 21, 2022

redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker

Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.

by Saitan98 July 23, 2017

Redneck Circumcision

When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.

"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."

"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"

by Dick Darylson February 21, 2018

circumcision envy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!

Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran

by buggaluggs October 02, 2009

female circumcision

is what you get when you sit a woman on a wicker basket and shave off whatever hangs through.

Plenty of examples of female circumcision to be seen on google images - don't try this at home.

by Bunkerbuster October 16, 2006