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churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007
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Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.
My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.
by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006
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churching

To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.
'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'
by Charon92 February 13, 2017
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Cherifing

Cherifing, is another word for work meetings.
Person1: I have a cherifing today :(.
Person2: poor you, have a nice cherifing then.
by ketimaBU April 18, 2018
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Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.
Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe
by antbell21 January 12, 2019
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cheffing the ops

using a knife to stab the opposition
cheffing the ops means stabbing up the opposition like Unkown T
by ajala ajala mama e October 31, 2019
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churroing

The act of rolling around on the ground in the manner a cooking churro. This behaviour can be exhibited by humans during periods of extreme intoxication and in dogs at the beach. Can be used as a verb, i.e. "to churro."
After we finished the whole bottle and Jack started churroing on the floor...
That dog is absolutely frothing, look at it churro
by popcornsetting December 12, 2019
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