Church

To say thank-you to someone.
Jamar: hands Andrew the lighter.
Andrew: Church
by Doc-A-Fella June 04, 2007
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church

A pitiful character known to now reside in the small outback town of Adelaide. Held responsible for the introduction of the Cleveland Steamerinto this town. Also known as a pathetic rum swilling, almost-root getting, underage chasing, Franker and Ronner, many shot taking baller who had the misfortune to share a house with Allaaaaaaan and Captain Morganic.
Why did you go to Greenwood Church?
To get a 16 yr old cu&^t out!
by maskedjohn March 19, 2005
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churched

She got churched last night.
by mnm18 December 14, 2009
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Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.
Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.
by Boner D January 19, 2012
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Church of TodoDeku

Supposedly a church for a ship, Todoroki Shouto and Midoriya Izuku. It's there to hide its activities of dealing of TodoDeku fanworks, arguably a secret cult through invite only.

Whether The Church of TodoDeku exists is debatable, many fans of this ship are questioning whether it is real and if it does exists, how does one join?

Many well known writers and artists for the ship are in this underground organization. Your favourite TodoDeku writer or artist may be in it. Who knows?
"I go to church daily, the Church of Tododeku."
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God Church

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
by DJFudrucker June 01, 2017
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